MATH TEST RAPED
Monday, February 8, 2010 8:10 PM
Dear Diary,
Today, Miss Tong was skipping into class... EI OUR CLASS GOT THE BEST SCORE FOR MATH AMONG ALL HER OTHER CLASSES.
But not me...
BUT WTF I'M FRIKKIN HAPPY I DIDN'T FAIL.
28/40 (27.5/40, round up. don't be petty)
YEAH MANNN. And all my friends didn't fair that badly so meh.
But I'm gonna have a Geog test tomorrow so I'm gonna study.
Cya :D
Orchard Raped
Sunday, February 7, 2010 2:24 PM
Dear Diary,
I got raped by Orchard Road yesterday.
After 12333567890 years of not shopping, yesterday I DID IT.
I won't disclose what i bought.
BUT THESE ARE THE THINGS I WANNA BUY:
1. Diesel Cardigan spotted at Paragon: 250 friggin bucks.
2. Diesel BLACK WHITE BAGPACK: 240.
3. Replay Plain White Shoes spotted at Paragon: 150 bucks.
4. Red G-Star specs spotted at Paragon: Price Unknown.
5. Black & White G-Star shoes at PARAGON: Price Unknown.
6. 2K Shirt(On it says 61% human 39% sausage, with a walking wiener.)SPOTTED AT ION: 70 bucks.
7. A|X belt/wallet spotted at ION.
8. Oh, and now I really want a pair of True Religion jeans.
Ok, that's bout it.
I can't be bothered to find the pictures.. but omg i really want them lah.
BYE.
Fame
Friday, February 5, 2010 9:27 PM
Dear Diary,
I think I failed my math test.
The questions were so hard I couldn't do half.
And my roommate is a savage BEAST!
So me, him, and another friend were like hanging around after dinner...
Then they saw this notice board with the Boarding School's council members on it.
And one of the photo had a girl with big boobs in it...
Him being the dumbass he is went to stick thumbtacks on her boobs.
Just so happened the girl and her BOYFRIEND WALKED OUT OF THE TOILET.
I don't know what he was doing in the female toilet.
THEN SHE SAW WTFXZ.
And i was sniggering at it so she glared at me... i think she thought i did it.
Then we just ran away ... -.-
BYE :D
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